Saturday, August 06, 2005
today i saw something which made me laugh. did you ever notice when people come out of the water in boardshorts, the water spouts out from those metal-ringed holes in the pockets? well this freaking skinny guy, he just capped and was walking up the shore, and these beautiful streams of water were spouting out in perfect arches from his two back pockets. can you imagine if you had lots of those holes in your swimwear? then everytime you emerge from water you would be a temporary porcupine. or a sprinkler. and if you were big, or could spin in circles rapidly, you would get a job as a garden sprinkler, or a walking watering can. or as a multi-tasking-highly-flammable pump attendant. you could be a condiments dispenser. they would station you in macs or subway and you would ooze perfect ropes of honey mustard and garlic chilli sauce. or they would put you in 7-eleven, and you would dispense slush, at various consistencies. if they wanted it more watery, they would insult you, make a shocking comment, or show you picture of nude girls, if you were male. you could do lots of things, if you had a hole-y suit. can you imagine what it would look like if you were on your way to work one day and you got ran over by a car?
Posted by i confound myself at 3:56 pm
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